1-I got hit on a lot more before I went to BYU.
2-Most of the guys that blatantly hit on me have been Polynesian. I am definitely okay with that.
Now, due to recent developments in what you may call my lack of love-life, I would just like to compile a list of some of the best pick-up lines or phrases and interactions that have come up. Some of these are better without context.
"Oh, yeah, because of your boooody!'
"You played really well. It was like your magic fingers flying across the keyboard."
"You're 17, right?"
He looks me up and down. Looks me up and down again. "Heeey!"
"This is a YSA dance. The purpose of YSA is to get to know each other."
"Woah! The power!"
"Your voice could be a navigation system."
"You look glamorous. Like a model on a magazine from the 70s."
"Why so smiley? You just have a zest for life? That's attractive."
